The Blocked Punt

Warning: Attempting the Blocked Punt may result in retardation or death! 
Who has two thumbs and doesn’t want to gargoyle? This Guy!
If you feel a Gargoyle coming on and you are quick enough to do something about it, stick one thumb in your mouth and the other up your butt. Warning! Trying to stop a Gargoyle once it has started is like trying to stop the moon from setting or the sun from rising or trying to stop a freight train with your bare hands or trying to damn a raging river with toothpicks or trying to hold off premature ejaculation with thoughts of a JV boys high school soccer match. In other words, those who attempt the Blocked Punt will most often meet with failure but those who are successful in stopping up the Gargoyle flow holes will find themselves avoiding a potentially embarrassing (or awesome) situation.

Hollywood Moment: John Candy, who plays fatso Chet Ripley in the movie The Great Outdoors, blocked not one but two Gargoyles during his conquest of the “96’er” steak. The scenes were later deleted in order to maintain the film’s PG rating.


Scouting Report
Difficulty: 10
Intensity: 8
Clean Up Time: 0 minutes (if successful) a lifetime (if unsuccessful)