Mexican Gargoyle

Yo soy el gargoyle mexicano 
The Mexican (a.k.a. Montezuma’s Revenge)

The Mexican Gargoyle is a two-part drama. Act one: Enter the smelliest shit of your life stage bottom. Curtains close- end of Act 1. Act Two: Curtains rise to you eyeing your own pud and entertaining thoughts of beating it. Visibility drops to zero, however, as opaque stink lines waft from the bowl and into your face. Your olfactory glands capitulate and your stomach turns its contents inside out and all over the floor.

Bonus: Become an illegal Mexican alien residing in America by puking into the trash can instead of on the floor.

Cheap shot at the opposite gender: Women most often execute the Mexican Gargoyle because they have extremely weak stomachs that match their weak bodies and weak minds.



Scouting Report
Difficulty: 2
Offensiveness: 4
Clean Up Time: Very fast- most Mexicans have janitorial experience.

Remember the Alamo!