The Mesmerizer

 

you are getting nauseated…very nauseated…
watch the poo flush at your own risk 



This ride is worse than the tea cups at Great Adventure. The victims of this Gargoyle can’t help but visually follow their recently departed as it swirls down into the septic netherworld until their own rotating deuce induces (is that chiasmus?) vomitus. The Mesmerizer Gargoyle is best executed with floaters so that the terd has the chance to reach maximum angular velocity (and give you a greater case of the spins) before disappearing from the bowl. Further, since additional items in the water may draw your attention from the singularly rotating dootie, it’s best not to add any toilet paper. Be suspicious, therefore, of anyone who has Mesmerized as they may not be in the habit of wiping their ass*.

*look for future gargoyle The Dirty Sanchez.

To our friends Down Under: Is this Gargoyle just as effective when the poop swirls counterclockwise? Get back to us.

Scouting Report
Difficulty: 8
Intensity: 7
Clean Up Time: fast