The Show Stopper
Don't be a dummy...buckle-up-chuck and poop while doin it.
If you don’t like a girl that you are dating but you don’t know how to tell her perform the Show Stopper- that is, Gargoyle while having sex. This Gargoyle is like saying “it’s not you, it’s me” but without using any words. It’s coitus interruptus to the grossus maximus. You will be exchanging so much fluid, she should be the one wearing the rain coat!
Little Known (Hollywood) Fact: Dave Coulier (Joey Gladstone) decided to give his relationship with Alanis Morissette the ole “cut it out” by executing the Show Stopper. Displeased by this, Alanis retaliated by writing the hit song “You Oughta Know” which in turn caused millions of radio listeners to gargoyle (see Canadian Gargoyle).
Scouting Report
Difficulty: 9
Offensiveness: Off the freakin’ charts. Only Will Hunting can fathom such a high number.
Clean Up Time: Throw everything away and start over
Sexiness: 0. (Wenn Du eine Deutsche bist, gibt es eine glatte 10!)
Theme Song: “Don’t Stop Believing”- Journey.
posted by I Gargoyled at 4:46 PM
3 Comments:
Dear Blue and No Jeans,
I am going to Show Stop your mother! Except she would like it!
-anonymous
that guy who left a post about the showstopper is a fucking pussy. keep living the dream fellas
Dear Stupid Idiot,
Blue and I don't have a mother, we were spawned, duh. So it looks like you show stopped your own mother. Now go sniff your fingers bonnerhead.
-No Jeans
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